George Carlin died on June 22 @ the age of 71.
George Carlin's "Baseball and Football" routine is a classic! It may be one of his very few 100% clean routines and it is GOOD!
For your enjoyment, in honor of George and baseball season:
I didn't' think everything Carlin said was funny but I DID find many things funny. Here are some Carlin quotes I like:
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Think off-center.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Always do whatever's next.
